DragonNaruTailBleaPiece is the prophet
people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked withi used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it
HOLY SHIT OKAY
*watches anaconda video, gets illegal but injections and dies 2 weeks later*
from the grave: fuck them skinny bitches in the club!!!
drakes dad: *calls drake*
drakes dad: son, i saw it
drake: saw what
drakes dad: dont play that game with someone sent it to me on instantgraham
drakes dad: be honest with me about 1 thing
drakes dad: …..did you nut
I JUST REALIZED HEAVENS NO IS THE OPPOSITE OF HELL YEAH
so this is one of those things that’s lost in translation but it’s too cute.
Hippo is “kaba” (河馬) in Japanese, which is “baka” (ばか) pronounced in reverse.
So when Aoba is calling Koujaku a hippo what I’m actually assuming is it’s a childhood insult/inside-joke because as a kid Aoba would mix up the syllables :’)
"It is said to have made Pokémon that look like itself from a special ice mountain, rocks, and magma"
This little guy needed a break mid-walk